Monday, September 14, 2009

Darlene Keyser loves dogs (and wants to make Obama shaped targets for shooting ranges)

Darlene Keyser loves dogs (and wants to make Obama shaped targets for shooting ranges)

There's been some buzz about two people who've been treating their Twitter account as their own secret Dr. Hyde Venting Machines. One of them, who was dreaming of shooting Obama, has made his account private, and the other, who made more vague statements about how Obama should stay away from DC during the protest-for-hate time, deleted everything and left one message, apologizing.

But getting angry and pressing Enter is so easy, you know the haters aren't going to sit back as the danger of a Black Man in the White House is happening before their very eyes!

Meet Darlene. Darlene loves dogs. According to her MySpace page, she suffers from back pain. She also says she has a great sense of humor. And that Jesus is her hero.

One would expect this woman's Twitter page to be a mix of complaining about her back in 140 characters or less. But humorously! And with some Tweets about how despite everything, she's been blessed.




Darlene Keyser loves dogs (and wants to make Obama shaped targets for shooting ranges)

Oh, just to make it clear. No one is coming for you if you call the President an asshole. That's the whole 1st Amendment thing. As long as you're not making direct threats, you're fine. So no worries here.

Darlene Keyser loves dogs (and wants to make Obama shaped targets for shooting ranges)
Darlene Keyser loves dogs (and wants to make Obama shaped targets for shooting ranges)
Darlene Keyser loves dogs (and wants to make Obama shaped targets for shooting ranges)

Okay, that's better (these letters, by the way, stand for Big Mo Fo Whose In Charge. Yes, Whose). But still... not enough...

Darlene Keyser loves dogs (and wants to make Obama shaped targets for shooting ranges)
Darlene Keyser loves dogs (and wants to make Obama shaped targets for shooting ranges)
Darlene Keyser loves dogs (and wants to make Obama shaped targets for shooting ranges)
Stay Classy, Darlene.

14 comments:

Walt said...

You disgusting so called good Americans are nothing more than marionettes controlled by your manipulators on FOX news and hate radio. They have been cultivating your sorry asses for years by using manipulative fear, misinformation, misguided nationalism, fundamental religion, and downright lies. You are living in a world of paranoid delusions where reactionary thought replaces rational thought; where apathy overrides empathy; where the emotions of fear and hate pushes down the emotions of love and compassion; where ignorance overpowers knowledge and logic. You have essentially ended up fearing the very thing they are controlled by.

I wanted the last President/VP impeached for true crimes against our Constitution. You people are just sick.

Walt said...

Sorry, screwed up. That comment was for Darlene Keyser.

OM said...

Thanks, Walt. Funny, but as soon as I published this post I thought I should add a visible "About" text, just to make sure. Please let me know if it's not visible enough and if the site is still confusing. (I guess naming it Free Republik didn't help much.)

Mike B said...

Wow! I wonder what her hero would would think? I think they forgot that hole WWJD thing.

Blanca DeBree said...

They say Hitler liked dogs, too. Does means that this lady is Hitler? Oh, wait, Obama is Hitler. Does that make this lady Obama? Oh Noes! My brain just broke like those little robot peoples from "Star Trek" when confronted with oxymorons. Well, maybe not an oxymoron, but at least a bona fide moron.

Erik said...

People surfing in their underwear while drinking alcohol do all sorts of stupid things. Twitter is a perfect petri dish for hatred and dumb-assery.

Not everything is bubble gum and gumdrops from the administration's lips.

Here's to finding reality in the government's swine flu propaganda plans.

JollyRoger said...

Darlene is a textbook example of (1.) why our young have turned away en masse from religion, and (2.) why the laws on the books against incest need to be strictly enforced, with MAXIMUM sentences for ANY offense. 5 extra years if a child results from the mating.

OM said...

Mike, don't you remember the part where Jesus stands on the mountain and DEMANDS THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

Blanca, you're not alone. Confusing people with insane conspiracy theories was the only way they could get people to come to the pro-insurance-industry demo.

Erik, the 140 characters Twitter gives us is really more than enough when all I have to say is I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK. You know who else treated flu patients? Hitler! Well, he didn't, but he totally would have as soon as he finished taking over the world!

JollyRoger, regarding (2), if you think the 9/12 protests were big, wait 'till you see how angry they get when the government cracks down on incest!

Mike B said...

You know I think I have a democrat tainted nazi version because I can't seem to find where Jesus says that or tells his followers to make shooting targets of their countries leaders. Go Figure..

RE Ausetkmt said...

Uhh Ruhh has the secret service paid a visit to this chica's shoe yet ? if not please do all you can to elevate her to near the top of the 'Must Watch" list. she is a total REDLIGHT.

Whew ! the trash on twitter gets stanker everyday.

OM said...

Mike, if you play the audio version of the Bible backwards you get to hear this woman's tweets.

RE, she is a redlight, but she's also just an insane kook. If you go to her page, you can see she repeats every tweet update again and again. On the other hand, it only takes one kook, so what do I know...

Aeireck said...

I just dropped by to read your post. It is nice though there are some attacks. May I know why Americans hate President Obama?

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http://businessdog.net/

Anonymous said...

I really hope Amerika wakes up and realizes it has nothing to do with the president...(it never has) Once Amerika recognizes that we have been bamboozled by the global elite that control the presidency...statements like these may disapear.
The Federal Reserve is a private company that prophets from every dollar they print! they've stolen about 24 trillion dollars in 12 months from the Amerikan tax payers and nobody is saying a damn thing! Our gov. has us in this stupid left/right bubble that just creates mass aggression and pointless debates that arent relevent!-THEY SURE ARE GOOD AT KEEPING US FROM UNIFICATION!(which would be the only thing that will ever get the US back on track)-just my 2 cents worth....

OM said...

Aeireck, but most Americans don't.

Anon., thanks. Although if it comes to joining forces with Darlene to fight the government, I'd rather take my chances with the global elite that controls Amerika.

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