Comparing Nancy Pelosi to a Nazi

Because the words sound similar, and more importantly, because it's true--Nancy Pelosi is exactly like the Nazis--a heckler yelled "Nazi Pelosi!" at the Speaker today as she unveiled the House health care reform plan. This genius word-game didn't start today.

In fact, the domain NaziPelosi.com, which is still an empty parked page, has been registered since 2007. And the writer of the blog NaziPelosi.blogspot.com, an Eric Smith from Barstow, CA, has been doing it for even longer. The first post on this blog, from December 2006, is a short one:

Created this Blog to Track Nazi Pelosi

Nazi, er Nancy Pelosi needs to be watched like a hawk, and I am going to join others in watching this nazi loving socialist until she is no longer the House Majority Leader.

Good for you, Eric!

Some of his posts are straight and to the point. On Pelosi's opposition to off-shore drilling, Smith writes:

Drill Now you Nazi Bitch!

Adding,

You are the worst Speaker in the history of the United States. I hope you are proud of that accomplishment.

Other posts are more nuanced:

And if you're still not convinced, here's a picture from the sidebar:

So how does Eric still manage to lose the coveted Nut of the Day award? See, if you go back to the original Politico article about the heckling earlier today, and about Pelosi's response ("Thank you, insurance companies of America"), you'll find this comment by Roger:

Anyone care to place a wager that the anti-Pelosi protester was a plant and that Pelosi's come-back was prepared? Or would that just make me a conspiracy theorist?

Well, Roger, you're not a conspiracy theorist. Not everyone who says idiotic things is a conspiracy theorist. In fact, most people who say idiotic things are just idiots.

Annie Leibovitz Takes a Picture. Free Republic's Collective Head Explodes.

So here's the problem. Beyond the Right and Left and Right and Wrong and Communists and Fascists, Annie Leibovitz's official family photo of the Obama family is beautiful and cute. And whether people on the Right hate Obama because of his fiscal policy or because his skin isn't pink enough for their liking is meaningless when confronted by this picture. Free Republic members can't keep it in, and fall into the love trap:

I love seeing how siblings can take after one or the other of their parents. My two girls look more similar to each other than Sasha and Malia do to each other. All very cute though.

It would have looked better if M was wearing something lighter in color. The black dress is too much of a contrast to the white that the other two are wearing. Evidently that's what the photog wanted.

HEY, YOU GUYS, what are you talking about? You seem to have forgotten how this family is TREADING ON YOU. Did you already forget YOU WANT YOUR COUNTRY BACK?

Knowing just the very little about photography that I do, I’d say that’s a GREAT picture! Given ambient lighting, contrast, clothing - really good job.

They ARE beautiful. I’ll give ‘em that. That little one just breaks m’heart — so cute.

NO! THIS FAMILY IS RUINING EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! THEY ARE COMING FOR YOUR GUNS ...OK. You got me. These were all real comments, but here are a few more from the same thread:

Who cares?....He’s killing America with a big smile...

That's more like it! Carry on:

What a nice looking communist family.

Oh puke!

That’ll look great on their “Happy Ramadan” cards this “winter holiday season”.

Just another U.S. family living in government housing.

Shades of Tsar Nicolas II of Russia !

Someone else later agrees with this comment, posting this proof that, I don't know, Obama is the enemy of Communists?

And really, a thread about the Obama family must include a few references to Hitler and the Nazis. The first comment reacts to another commenter predicting Malia will grow up to be a beautiful woman. The second one is Just Sayin', which earns him the Comment of the Day:

...and if someone would teach her REAL history and REAL economics. Perhaps show her pics of 9/11, Auswitz, Stalin’s death camps etc. Beauty is only skin deep. I find nothing attractive about communism.

I guess a photo of Adolph and Eva romping with the Rotweilers at Beirchtesgarten was kinda cute too...just sayin’...

I blame McNut for King Obama’s election

After eight years of Bush, Republicans were ready for Change. They didn't want Obama's change, but they wanted change nonetheless. Things weren't going too well for anyone, and whether Republicans thought Bush didn't go far enough to the Right or that he went too far, they were all agreeing he was a failure.

So they voted for McCain, because even though he went along with Bush on so many issues, he was still seen as an independent thinker. And with his nomination, this was going to be the time of the Moderate Republican. The Party was going to reinvent itself, and McCain--the most Anti-Bush of the viable candidates--was chosen as the one to lead the Republicans toward a new era.

And then he picked Sarah Palin.

And then he lost the elections.

Now Republicans are back at square one. Did McCain fail because he was supposedly too much of a moderate, or did he fail because he picked Palin? Should Republicans support a big tent or go along with Palin-esque ideology of out-Bushing Bush?

Well, Free Republic reactions to the new McCain interview, acknowledging tensions between him and Palin, show where the hearts and minds of Republicans belong. Subtly.

WOW! Capt obvious, leader of the idiot rino brigade talks and proves he is fricken clueless moron.

Jeez - as bad as Obama is proving to be, about the only thing worse than him winning would have been McCain winning. And I worked on the McCain/Pailn campaign.

After 4 years of Obama ruining this country the electorate will be ready to vote for Donald Duck! Sarah can make a real killing.

Hmm... I guess she will take that as a compliment? Carry on.

HE SOLD HER DOWN THE RIVER FOR A PROMISE FROM THE CHOSEN ONE.

Not to mention that his fat daughter MEGHAN MCCAIN (smile) is another queer-lover and so is his wife...

Commenter LogicalMe, do you have anything to add?

I blame McNut for King Obama’s election. That pile of sh!! is the most stubborn egotistical peace of dung that the Republicans ever admitted to allowing the R back of his name. Even so, I would rather have him as President than the communists leader King Obama. Palin would have been a fantastic VP and might have kept that nitwit in line.

But look! A silver lining!

Yes, Barry is way worse in terms of policies than Juan would have ever been. He is much more radical and really seems to hate America. But Carter brought us Reagan, so I have my hopes up.

And the comment of the day belongs to deannadurbin. Democrats use fear to win elections. Yep.

I think the economic crisis of last October was completely manufactured. It scared the American people. Up until it became news McCain-Palin were ahead 8 points after the Republican Convention. Day by day I saw that lead shrink on the map as the media began to scream crisis on the economy.

When the American people are afraid they vote for Democrats. Which is why FDR got 4 terms. When Americans are fearless and strong and secure they vote for Republicans. Which is why Reagan got two terms.

See, and I thought it was the opposite. Because I'm stupid. And because the Cold War was all in my head.

William Ayers Wrote Dreams From My Father!!!

Man, not since the Shakespeare-controversy have we seen such a lively literary debate. Here's Jack Cashill with proof number one that shows the author of Dreams From My Father is not the person who wrote The Audacity of Hope:

Authors don’t go from a 3.8 percent use of the passive voice in 1995 to an 8.3 percent use in 2006.

Personally, I don't need any other proof. But in case you're still a skeptic, Cashill, with the help of literary friends, notes the absolute similarity between Dreams From My Father and Bill Ayers' Fugitive Days:

For instance, Dreams averages 17.61 words and 26.48 syllables for non-dialogue sentences. Fugitive Days averages 17.62 words and 26.27 syllables.

OK. I have to admit I couldn't read most of Cashill's theory. It's as tedious as a 9/11 conspiracy video. But luckily, the story doesn't end there. After all, you know the good people on the Right won't let a story like that die.

So in other various blogs for over a year now, the "Ayers wrote Dreams" story reappears shortly, and then the bloggers move away. But not Anne Leary! This mix of Bernstein's honesty and Woodward's gravitas has found her own Deep Throat--Bill Ayers HIMSELF!

It was only two weeks ago that Anne posted this call to investigate Dream-gate:

Shall we ask Bill Ayers? How about some transparency Mr. President?

And then yesterday, he appeared before her in Reagen Obama Airport! Ann didn't miss her once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

That's when I saw Bill Ayers, an instant blight. Scruffy, thinning beard, dippy earring, and the wirerims, heading to order. I gathered my things, got my camera ready, and snapped a shot right when he got his coffee.

They share some small talk, and then, the bombshell!

Then, unprompted he said--I wrote Dreams From My Father. I said, oh, so you admit it. He said--Michelle asked me to. I looked at him. He seemed eager. He's about my height, short. He went on to say--and if you can prove it, we can split the royalties. So I said, stop pulling my leg. Horrible thought. But he came again--I really wrote it, the wording was similar. I said I believe you probably heavily edited it. He said--I wrote it. I said--why would I believe you, you're a liar.

He had no answer to that. Just looked at me. Then he turned and walked off, and said again his bit about my proving it and splitting the proceeds.

So allow me summarize: our first African-American President was born in Kenya and fabricated his birth certificate forty years after his parents fabricated his birth announcement, he stole the election, he hates white people, he's a Communist with Fascist tendencies, and now we know his memoir was written by William Ayers. Oh, did I mention he's African-American?